Terms of Service

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Terms of Service

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of parrotysports.com and its services, operated by [PLACEHOLDER: legal entity name] ("Parroty", "we", "us"). By using the site or placing an order, you agree to these Terms.

1. Eligibility and accounts

You must be at least 13 years old to create an account or check out. You are responsible for activity on your account and for keeping your sign-in methods secure.

2. Our products

Parroty sells parody merchandise. Our products and designs are parody and commentary. They are not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any league, team, player or organization.

3. Orders, prices and payment

Prices are in US dollars and exclude tax, which is shown at checkout. We ship within the United States only. Standard shipping is free; faster options are charged at checkout. We may refuse or cancel an order, for example for a pricing error or suspected fraud, and will refund any payment taken. Only one discount applies per order.

4. Gifts and ship-to-a-friend orders

You may send an order to someone else. You confirm you have their permission to share their name and address with us for delivery. Keep it a joke: do not use gifting to harass anyone.

5. Returns

Returns and refunds follow our Return Policy.

6. Gift cards, store credit and codes

Gift cards and store credit have no cash value except where the law requires it. Promotional, affiliate and Revenge codes follow the terms shown with each code and cannot be combined.

7. Content you share

When you submit a photo, video or caption (for example to the Rivals Wall), you confirm you have the right to share it and you grant Parroty a non-exclusive, royalty-free licence to display and repost it in connection with Parroty. We review submissions and may decline or remove any of them.

8. Privacy

Our Privacy Policy explains how we handle personal information, and our Cookie Policy explains cookies.

9. Intellectual property

The site, the Parroty name, Larry the parrot, and our designs belong to Parroty or its licensors. You may not copy or resell them.

10. Disclaimers and limitation of liability

The site and products are provided "as is" to the extent the law allows. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Parroty is not liable for indirect, incidental or consequential damages, and our total liability for any claim is limited to the amount you paid for the order concerned.

11. Governing law

These Terms are governed by the laws of [PLACEHOLDER: state], without regard to conflict-of-law rules.

12. Changes

We may update these Terms. The version and its effective date are shown on this page, and continued use after an update means you accept it.

13. Contact

[PLACEHOLDER: support contact]