Slow. Scaly. Somehow 5-0.
Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
The Mesa Grande Gila Monsters don't run, don't hurry and don't care. They just bite and hang on. Sundaes fans hate how smug this shirt is. That's the point.