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Playing Dead Since October Dad Hat: product photo (demo mockup)
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Playing Dead Since October Dad Hat

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Who is it for?
"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
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Not dead. Just resting. For the whole season. Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

The Puckford Possums have one win. Their fans have one strategy: lie very still and hope the season walks past. Larry loves a fan who suffers out loud. Wear it to every loss. You'll need it often.

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Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / S/M$31.95In stock.
Black / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Navy / S/M$31.95In stock.
Navy / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Khaki / S/M$31.95In stock.
Khaki / L/XL$31.95In stock.

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