They took your fries. They'll take your season.
Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Port Gravy fans have one rule: watch your fries. The Fry Heist went national, the Curds lost by three, and the gull got a statue. Wear it to the next one. Hold your food with both hands.