They took your fries. They'll take your season.
Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Port Gravy fans have one rule: watch your fries. The Fry Heist went national, the Curds lost by three, and the gull got a statue. Wear it to the next one. Hold your food with both hands.