Skip to content
Demo store. Products and orders here are samples; no real charges are made.
Noise Complaint Dad Hat: product photo (demo mockup)
Demo

Noise Complaint Dad Hat

From $31.95

Pick your options to see the price

Wear it, gift it, or prank ship it
Who is it for?
"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
Printed on the card in the box.

Sign in to pick from your saved crew.

Loud. Smoky. Mostly penalties. Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

The Motor City-ish Mufflers lead the league in penalty minutes and decibels. Their fans honk. Their goalie honks. Syrup Kings fans have filed a formal complaint. It was denied.

Everything in Noise Complaint

Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / S/M$31.95In stock.
Black / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Navy / S/M$31.95In stock.
Navy / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Khaki / S/M$31.95In stock.
Khaki / L/XL$31.95In stock.

Reviews

No reviews yet. Buy it, wear it, then tell everyone.

Cookies on Parroty

Necessary cookies run the store. With your OK we also use analytics and advertising cookies. Cookie policy