Pour one out. Then lick it up.
Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Maple Hollow Syrup Kings fans bring pancakes to the rink and throw them when they score. They haven't scored much lately. The pancakes are piling up. Mufflers fans have noticed.