They call him Two-Hands. Ironically.
Die-cut vinyl sticker, weatherproof and dishwasher-shy. 3 in or 4 in. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Chip "Two-Hands" Malone dropped three snaps in one quarter and blamed the ball. The ball has hired a lawyer. Bodega Cats fans have bought the shirt. Beanpots fans pretend this never happened.