They call him Two-Hands. Ironically.
Unisex crew-neck tee, soft ring-spun cotton, printed in Henderson, Nevada. Sizes XS to 2XL. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Chip "Two-Hands" Malone dropped three snaps in one quarter and blamed the ball. The ball has hired a lawyer. Bodega Cats fans have bought the shirt. Beanpots fans pretend this never happened.