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Wit or Without a Defense Dad Hat: product photo (demo mockup)
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Wit or Without a Defense Dad Hat

From $31.95

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Who is it for?
"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
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Order it wit. They forgot the defense. Unstructured six-panel cotton dad hat with an embroidered front and an adjustable strap. Two sizes. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

The Cheesesteaks' secondary has more holes than the bread. Their fans order it wit. Their linebackers order it without. Larry orders a shirt and a seat far, far away from the end zone.

Everything in Wit or Without a Defense

Sizes, prices and stock

OptionPriceAvailability
Black / S/M$31.95In stock.
Black / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Navy / S/M$31.95In stock.
Navy / L/XL$31.95In stock.
Khaki / S/M$31.95In stock.
Khaki / L/XL$31.95In stock.

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