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Wit or Without a Defense Sticker: product photo (demo mockup)
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Wit or Without a Defense Sticker

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Who is it for?
"Dave", "Sarah M" or "my idiot cousin Kevin". You add the address at checkout.
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Order it wit. They forgot the defense. Die-cut vinyl sticker, weatherproof and dishwasher-shy. 3 in or 4 in. Free standard shipping. Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.

The story

The Cheesesteaks' secondary has more holes than the bread. Their fans order it wit. Their linebackers order it without. Larry orders a shirt and a seat far, far away from the end zone.

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3 in$5.95In stock.
4 in$5.95In stock.

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