Nobody blew it. Everybody heard it.
Die-cut vinyl sticker, weatherproof and dishwasher-shy. 3 in or 4 in. Free standard shipping.
Demo product: a parody of invented teams, not affiliated with any real league.
The story
Week three. Bodega Cats on the goal line. Then a whistle. Nobody owns it. Nobody admits it. The Beanpots say it was the wind. Larry says it was a ghost with a pension. Wear it to every rematch and whistle at the TV. Loudly.